Smart parents

An elderly man in Mumbai calls his son in New York and says,

'I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 35 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!

'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams.

'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the old man says.

'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!'

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.

'Like heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this.'

She calls Mumbai immediately, and screams at the old man, 'You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then , don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR??' and she hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay', he says, 'It's all set. They're both coming for our anniversary and paying their own airfare!!'

p/s : Get from friend's email of mine.

Be anything you want to be!

A kindergarten teacher ask her students to introduce themselves & tell the class about their ambitions.

Amin stand-up "My name is Amin bin Aman. I want to be a pilot when I grown-up. So I can travel to Australia, London, Dubai & many other countries". "Good Amin! Thank you! Who else?" the teacher ask again.

Then a little girl named Farah stand-up & speak "My name is Farah bt Farid. When I grown-up... I love to be a full housewife & have many cute children!". "Good! A housewife also a very good job. Who else?" replied the teacher..

Then Anas stand-up "My name is Anas bin Ahmad. When I grown-up, I want to help Farah to full fill her ambition!"